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exhibit A

Vitally Important is an autonomous seeker of essential truths and fictions intended to elicit the following:

  1. Enlighten the reader to some heretofore-unexamined fact or phenomena.
  2. Lift the spirit, whether through practical knowledge, invention, humor, pathos, or poetics.
  3. Stir something in the abdomen that tingles, but does not burn.
  4. Come packaged in a pleasing envelope or container, with no grievous misspellings or grammatical oversights.
  5. Not put you to sleep before your standard bedtime.

If you'd like to comment on anything you feel is of vital importance to you, the world, or an imaginary friend, please send us a posting here. You might well find yourself on display in our exhibition hall.

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Vitally Important
PO Box 296
Fairfield, CT 06824

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